This was my most difficult week by far... The family and I moved to Carmel Valley in San Diego, so it has been an incredibly hellish 2 weeks... Thankfully I was was inspired to do a top 10 list by the master himself, David Letterman... He did a list on the top 10 signs an NBA game is fixed, I thought it was pretty lame so I decided to show that mine would be better... So here is the head to head comparison. My signs are the ones that follow the numbers. Please vote on who you think has the better list... I think I have him beat on at least 8 of the signs. But you decide and vote on the poll that I have set up. Thanks.
Top 10 signs an NBA game is fixed or NBA finals are fixed…..
Dave: Game begins 20 minutes before visiting team arrives
Zino: 10)David Sterns real name is Rocco Gambini
Dave: Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary
Zino: 9) Game refs wear tee-shirts that say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
Dave: At the end of the first quarter, the score is 179 to 2
Zino: 8) Sicily is getting the first international NBA team
Dave: Missed three-pointers count for two points if they're "pretty close"
Zino: 7)Refs called a technical on the Lakers cheerleader for excessive cheers
Dave: One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose
Zino: 6) Celtics hired Bill Belichick as special advisor
Dave: Whenever he's open, referee takes a shot
Zino: 5) Referee keeps tapping Paul Pierce on the butt
Dave: Scoreboard has disclaimer: "All Scores Approximate"
Zino 4) Scoreboard shows final score at the end of the third quarter
Dave: The team loses even though it led in points, delegates and the popular vote
Zino: 3)Overtime in Boston is decided by fan voting
Dave: Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat
Zino: 2)Jack Nicholson has his money on Boston
Dave: The Knicks win
1) The Celtics win….
Anyway, hope you had fun with this little twist this week. I do not have a good MP3 of the radio show to post this week, but you are not missing anything. I really wasn't very good, mainly because for the second week in a row, I could not hear Scott or BR very well. The Mp3 I got from 1090 was cutoff so I requested an other one and will post it as soon as I get it.
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2 comments:
I know I'm late on responding, oh well. Your top 10 was definitely funnier, but I would change #7 - instead of "excessive cheers" I'd say, "excessive wardrobe changes" cuz they change outfits about 10,000 times during the game!
posted by sister-in-law, deb
Thanks Deb.. I like your wardrobe change I think that would have worked better... And it also gave me another idea... Probably could have done one around the famous wardrobe malfunction..
zino
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